Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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