the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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