i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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