gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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