I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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