was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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