where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
so let's talk penis.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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