i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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