It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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