do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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