we're blogging at a bar
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
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i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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