How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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