cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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