the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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