this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
How's work?
Spinning.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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