One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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