careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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