Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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