yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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