I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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