I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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