How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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