i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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