when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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