so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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