Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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