she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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