i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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