Don't make out with my wife yet
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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