I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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