I am puke
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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