If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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