She is in my trunk
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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