found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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