how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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