It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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