Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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