Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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