bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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