two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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