I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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