In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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