Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
