and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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