Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I want to make a zoo with you.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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