Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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