Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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