So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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