Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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