I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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