I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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