these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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