Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
she smelled like a LAN party
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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