Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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