I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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