Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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